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holy fucking shit
the most persistent filthy thot i’ve been having lately is just being spit-roasted by steddie 😔
it’s the only thot in my head tbh
sorry issa
Cece. I’m DEAD. But also same.
Note: I wrote this - as if possessed - in an Uber, sitting in an airport, and then on a plane. I PAID FOR INFLIGHT WIFI TO FINISH THIS. Please enjoy and please comment or reblog with comments to tell me what you think ♥️
Come and Help
Steddie x Fem!reader
Warnings: NSFW, 18+ ONLY, PIV sex / unprotected sex, blow job / deep throating, threesome / spit roasting (lol), dirty dirty dirty talk
Eddie is fucking you from behind. You’re on your hands and knees on the bed, just getting absolutely railed. I’m talking everything jiggling, the sound of skin slapping wetly, his balls smacking into your clit every time he buries deep. You’re moaning so loud and Eddie chuckles behind you.
“You keep carrying on like that, Steve’s gonna hear you,” he warns. At the mention of your shared roommate, you clench down harder on his dick. It definitely doesn’t go unnoticed by Eddie, who hisses in response. “That what you want, Princess? Want Steve to hear you getting fucked open so good?”
You pant, dropping down to your elbows as you try to manage how overwhelmed the idea has made you. If you weren’t so far gone you’d deny it. But you’re gone. You’re lost in his words and his voice and how full he makes you feel so you nod.
“Y-yeah.”
Eddie laughs again, hands digging into the meat of your hips to slam you back on him harder this time.
“Yeah? That’s my slutty baby.” The dirty words are praise dripping from his mouth like honey, making you salivate. “Bet you’d want him to join us, huh?”
The moan you let out is pornographic and Eddie huffs in disbelief.
“Really? Want him to join us, Princess?”
“Want it, Eds,” you whimper pathetically. You’re past the point of self censorship. Eddie has teased you before about Steve, good naturedly pointing out how you fuck him with your eyes and flirt with him incessantly despite dating Eddie. You’ve teased Eddie back for getting turned on when Steve comes back from playing a pick up game of basketball, just a pair of tiny shorts, his shirt long since discarded, showing off his sweaty, hairy chest while gulping down water. You have both acknowledged your twisted shared attraction for your roommate, whispered through giggles in the dark of night. So Eddie bringing up Steve isn’t surprising.
But the next thing he says is.
“What if I told you that I talked to Steve and he wants to join us too?”
You stop breathing. That combined with the fact that Eddie brings his thrusting to a standstill makes everything feel like time has frozen.
You look over your shoulder back at Eddie to find him still clutching your hips. His chest heaves from the exertion of fucking you. A small smile on his lips.
“Want that pretty girl? Want Stevie to come and help me fuck you?”
You’re nodding emphatically before he finishes speaking.
“I…I want Steve to help you fuck me,” you reply softly. Shyness and shame swirl in your belly, exactly where Eddie had just been rearranging your guts. Eddie gives you a brilliant grin in response and slaps your ass lightly.
“I knew you would,” he says before cupping a hand over his mouth and calling out. “Harrington! Bring your dick in here!”
You cringe and laugh at Eddie’s choice of words and are surprised when the door immediately opens Steve walks in, a lopsided grin on his face.
“Took you guys long enough,” Steve huffs. Your eyes widen when you notice how massive his erection is in his sweatpants. He’d been outside the door listening.
“Had to get you a little worked up though, didn’t we?” Eddie hums. He pulls out of you slowly and you gasp at both the drag of his cock on the way out and at the sudden emptiness, crumpling a bit lower on the bed now that he’s no longer gripping your hips.
“I’m more than a little worked up, y’know?”
When you look back up you find Steve staring past you, his lips parted and jaw slightly slack. You glance over your shoulder to find Eddie up on his knees, stroking his cock which is wet with your slick. His other hand cups his balls and his gaze is hot and heavy. Watching Steve watch him.
Fuck.
You push up from the mattress then, rising up to your own knees for the first time since Eddie had first pushed you down and speared into you earlier. Steve’s eyes immediately fly to you. Taking in the thin tank top that’s skewed, almost fully exposing your breasts. You take the opportunity to strip it off, finally fully naked, and just as Steve’s eyes widen, you laugh and throw the garment at him. It lands draped over his fluffy head and obscuring his eyes, making him chuckle.
As he reaches to pull the tank top off his face, you turn and shuffle over to Eddie on your knees. You two make eye contact as your hands find him. Eddie’s eyes ask you silently - this still ok? You nod with a massive smile that makes him give you one of his own.
You wind your arms around his shoulders and begin kissing his neck, up to his sensitive ears. His hand speeds up on his cock, but he takes his other hand to squeeze one of your newly freed breasts appreciatively. You moan a little against his skin at the feeling.
“You guys are fucking hot,” Steve says suddenly, his voice hoarse. You both look back up at him and groan to find that he’s pulled his sweatpants down far enough to reveal his cock - massive and swollen and a needy pink - which he’s already fisting impatiently.
“So are you, big boy,” Eddie chuckles. You reach out a hand to Steve and Eddie continues. “But are gonna join us or are you just gonna watch? Because I have to start fucking someone again or I’m gonna bust.” Eddie bites your shoulder playfully when he says it and you notice Steve flush across his chest. He drops his sweatpants and boxers and clambers onto the bed, into your waiting arms.
It’s a flurry of motion at first. Almost like nobody knows who should touch who and where and how. You’re overwhelmed by the feeling of two sets of hands on you. Lips touch your neck and your back and your tits and your palms slide against hard planes of muscle and rounded edges and smooth skin.
Before you know it you’re sitting back on your heels with a hand on each of their hard cocks as they fight for dominance in the hottest kiss you’ve ever seen. Eddie’s tongue is in Steve’s mouth but his hand is in you, groping at every part he can reach. He settles on cupping your breast while Steve reaches out to grip your thigh.
It’s all so hot you can’t take it, but you still need more. When you swipe your thumbs over their weeping slits, the two men break away gasping.
“I want more,” you announce. Almost petulantly. It always works with Eddie, any kind of demands. He’s putty in your hands, so you’ve learned to ask for what you want. Eddie’s face crumbles in worry for a millisecond, afraid you feel like you’re being ignored, but you quirk the corner of your lip up to indicate that you’re definitely fine.
Steve’s the one to move forward first. He grabs you by the waist, pulling you into their bodies.
“Want us to focus on you, huh baby?” he asks.
“Yes please,” you say with a smile. Steve turns to Eddie with a grin.
“She always this cute at sweet?”
“No. She’s often a brat,” Eddie quips, giving your ass a quick slap. You preen as if he’d complimented you.
“And you love it,” you say, giving him a sloppy kiss. After a moment, Eddie pulls you from him by the back of the neck and pushes you towards Steve, encouraging you to kiss him the same way. You’re more than happy to oblige.
A little while later, you’re roused into awareness by the fact that Eddie’s started humping against your ass. You pull away from Steve, dazed, unaware of how much time has passed. You feel drunk, limp and pliable in their combined arms.
“I really meant it. If I don’t get to fuck someone soon, I’m gonna explode,” Eddie says impatiently. Your skin erupts in goosebumps as you imagine being filled by both of the men in front of you.
“I want…” you begin, but trail off. Uncharacteristically shy.
“What d’you want, baby?” Steve asks, rubbing a hand down your back soothingly. In contrast, Eddie slides his fingers into your soaked folds, playing with your aching clit. The sensation makes you buckle forward against Steve.
“I…want you both to fuck me.”
Eddie let’s out a dark groan while Steve inhales sharply.
“Yeah baby?” Eddie asks. His eyes flick to Steve who looks stricken with want. “How exactly do you want us to fuck you?”
You’re feeling positively nonverbal at this point, so you place a hand over Eddie’s big hand where it plays between your thighs and grab Steve’s hand to bring it to your mouth. When you begin sucking on his fingers, making pointed eye contact with him, his eyes almost roll back.
“Fuuuck, Princess. Yeah. Yeah we can do that.” Eddie grunts beside you.
The two men share a look above your head, agreeing on some unspoken logistic, and then they are springing into motion. Manhandling and maneuvering you the way they want.
Which is how you find yourself back where you started. On your hands and knees on the mattress. Feeling so full you could burst. But this time, as Eddie fucks into you from behind, Steve is feeding you his thick cock inch by inch into your waiting mouth.
“Are you fucking kidding me?!” Steve cries out when you swallow around him. Eddie barks out a laugh from behind you.
“She sucks cock like a champ, eh Harrington?”
“You’re fucking telling me. Shit!” Steve grasps at your hair, trying his best not to fuck forcefully into your throat, but moaning when you take him to the hilt all on your own.
Meanwhile Eddie’s back to his favorite thing in the world - gripping onto your hips and driving into your pussy like his life depends on it.
“So wet, Princess. You’re loving this, aren’t you? Stevie in your throat and me in your pussy?” Eddie says in his husky, sex-colored voice and you moan around Steve’s cock, making him curse. “Always such a good girl, but you know taking us both at the same time makes you bad, right?”
You spasm at that. Brought right up to the precipice just by his words alone. Eddie knows it, humming gleefully, and reaches down. On hand flat on the small of your back and the other winding around to find your clit.
“Princess like you wants to be bad?” he coos, swirling circles into your sensitive bud.
You’re practically seeing stars now. The feeling between your legs is so overwhelming and the feeling of Steve’s hard dick sliding in and out of your throat has tears streaming down your face. You scrabble for purchase, grabbing at Steve’s thigh and he places his hand over yours gripping you with all he’s worth.
“She might be bad, but she sure is sweet, Eds,” Steve coos. Steve wipes a thumb under your eye, sopping up the tears that have collected there, before sliding down to the spit leaking from the stretched corners of your mouth. “How does she taste?”
Eddie groans that the question.
“Check for yourself.” He lifts his hand away from your clit and you whine at the loss of stimulation, though you squeak and pipe down when he delivers a hearty slap to your ass. “Don’t you want Steve to taste you, bad girl?”
Eddie reaches over your body, offering his glistening fingers to Steve who leans forward and takes them in his mouth. His forward motion causes his cock to move forward too, settling deeper into your throat and making you gag. You breathe deeply through your nose to settle the urge, wanting to keep him as deep as possible for as long as possible, especially when you hear him start to moan.
“Holy…fuck,” Eddie mumbles, voice devastatingly low. Steve looks at him with half mast eyes as he sucks on Eddie’s fingers, his hands digging into your hair to help guide you steadily up and down his dick.
Eddie’s own dick twitches inside you as your walls begin to tighten, announcing your climax. Eddie’s fingers slip from Steve’s mouth and he trails them down the line of your back, leaving a trail of Steve’s saliva.
“You gonna cum, baby? This too much for you?”
You finally pull off of Steve’s cock with a shuddering gasp. You’re heaving, lungs desperate for the air you’ve deprived them, but as you watch Steve begin to fist his own cock in front of your face you salivate yet again.
Another spank delivered to your ass.
“I asked if you want to cum,” Eddie prompts you and you whimper.
“Yes yes please. I wanna cum. Can I cum, Eddie?” you ask, breathless.
Eddie locks eyes with Steve again over your body. Steve looks thoroughly fucked out, face, neck, and chest flushed, hair sticking up in every direction, sweat on his temples. His abdomen clenches and Eddie’s confident both of his lovers are as close as he is.
“Ask Stevie,” he says simply.
You’re completely out of it now. Cheek mashed into the sheets, lurching forward and back with each of Eddie’s thrusts, gazing up at Steve above you and watching him jerk himself off. You don’t hear Eddie’s question, so he spanks your ass again, this time on the other cheek. The sting is so good you wail, back arching and hips shimmying to push back into his next thrust.
“Ask Stevie for permission to cum,” Eddie commands.
You grip the sheets and look up at Steve, taking in his blissed out expression. The way his big hand moves punishingly up and down his shaft, the ruddy mushroom head of his cock almost disappearing in his grip with each upward tug. The pearl of precum collecting at the tip, making you want to swallow him whole yet again.
“C-can I cum, Stevie?” you ask. Practically sob. Steve’s face crumples in pleasure, so close to his own release and you beg. “Please!”
“Cum for us baby,” Steve says quietly, his free hand reaching to cup the cheek that you don’t have pressed into the mattress.
Eddie thrusts in all the way in that moment, filling you to the very top, hitting that spot that he knows you can’t resist. With his hand working your clit, and his voice muttering things like “that’s it baby” and “take it” and “come on, pretty girl,” you find yourself absolutely falling apart.
You cave in on yourself as the pressure overwhelms you. You want more and less at the same time and convulse, all of your muscles spasming at once. Your vision goes practically white as you reach the peak of your high and then you’re boneless, dropping to lie flat on your stomach, your knees no longer able to hold you up.
Eddie doesn’t mind one bit though because immediately he’s slipping out of you and turning you to flip onto your back. You lay there as Eddie shuffled up on his knees, pushing himself up between your spread legs. Stroking his cock with quick, hard pulls that you can hear because you’d soaked him with your cum.
You’re dizzy now from the heights you’d reached during orgasm, but you arch your back up from the bed luxuriously, opening your eyes to find Steve above you, his balls swinging over your face as he fucks himself with his fist in time to Eddie’s own strokes.
Eddie’s not sure where to look. Your still heaving breasts? Steve’s weeping cock in his unforgiving grip? He settles on both, eyes flying from one to the other as he reaches his climax. Steve does the same, enamored by the way Eddie touches himself with abandon and awed by the way your body melts and stretches in the aftershocks and afterglow of being fucked so well by the two of them.
Steve cums first. He groans gutturally and his hand speeds up on his cock as ropes of cum spurt out onto your chest. You gasp at the feeling and arch into it, both as a genuine reaction and then also a little for show to egg him on. The sight of Steve releasing, combined with an image he loves (cum on your tits) has Eddie cumming not long after.
“Holy fucking…Jesus fucking Christ,” Eddie groans as he spills hot, sticky cum all over your tummy. A little gets on your mound and you lift a lazy hand up to smear it a little, smiling up at him as he drops forward to look at your face.
“Feels good, Eds?” You coo. Having cum first, you’re the first recovered. You reach up with grabby hands and after catching his breath, Eddie chuckles and pulls you up into a sitting position.
You wind your arms around him, pressing you spend-sticky tits to his chest. Eddie drops a kiss to the top of your head, and you feel another one on your shoulder when Steve moves up to cocoon you in a hug from behind.
The three of you stay like that for a while, sticky, sweaty, and satisfied. Wrapped up in each other’s arms, lips pressed to any skin that can be reached.
Then Eddie lifts his head and smiles ruefully at Steve.
“Thanks for coming and helping. As you can see, she’s a handful.” As he says handful, Eddie squeezes a good handful of your breast, making you squeak and swat at him.
“Hey!” you protest without any bite, grin big on your face. You melt however when Steve palms the other one, more gently, lightly playing with your nipple. You practically slide back down into his chest, muscles jelly, lust sated but still burning like a content ember in your belly. In spite of Eddie’s teasing words you look at him with love and grasp his hand tightly.
Steve smiles down at you and then up at Eddie.
“Anytime.”
~*~
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i heard the person who commissioned this had a six pack. i heard they were ripped (x)
#tfcon 2023#maccdam#jlaw#getaway#rodimus#holy SHIT!!#what’s their ship name? im on board now#this is so fucjing GORGEOUS#im into it so much thank you to whoever thought of this#i would buy this for 10000000 dollars
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GOOD LOVELY EVENING TO EVERYONE
i started reading Red Rabbits (the Andreil podcast AU) AND ITS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT!!!!! ALL FUCKIG DAY!!!!
#I AT CHAP 10 AND IM GOING CRAZY#THIS FIC IS SO FUCJING GOOD#SO IMMERSIVE#AND THE WRITING???#LIKE HOLY SHIT#HEAD OVER HEELS#AFTG FIC#AFTG FANFIC#AFTG AU#ANDREIL#andrew minyard#NEIL JOSTEN#KEVIN DAY
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It's over. The site is actually over. This is like going fully breatharian to save money on food.
He finally did it, folks. Unless he walks this one back and quick, I think this might be the beginning of the end
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i have a fucking BOYFRIEND
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SOOO. TGS FANDOM. HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT THE NEW PAGE?
#deaqahoitwqdjfdseyseojhddsuplift#holy shit#HOLY FUCJ#LOVE WINS BABY!#how in the fuck#how in the goddamn fuck#they. communicated#what the fuuuuck#the glass scientists#tgs#robert lanyon#henry jekyll
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well. fuck my stupid baka life
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I’m not sure how to describe it.
The way you act… it feels familiar.
Hits a little too close to home.
-⚡️ (zaps not a diagnosed autist. Zap does have autism though. Just not diagnosed! ^^’)
"Ah, well. I'm glad we can share that, I guess."
"Hopefully, this makes us acquaintances, of sorts."
#i meant that as a joke??? holy shit spidey sense????#OH MY GOD NO YOU'RE ALL RIGHT ABOUT IT. IT IS A FEELING#NONONO WHAT THE FUCJ MOD COFFEE WAS RIGHT#HOLY SHIT#ask the little poet#ask the poet#cotl ask blog#ask blog#cult of the lamb au#cult of the lamb
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oh myt fuckging god……,,
how am i meant to go on from here..
whatt .,thefuck,,.
#i will never recover#like holy shit#we made friends with a girl from australia who bought our friend’s ticket she sold in our row#she screamed w us the whole night#cried my eyes out#fucj#this counts as this weeks tortoiselore#oh my god
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tmk is making me go insane rn im chewing on styrofoam im screaming in going absolutely ballstothewalls wild
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Hiiii sorry i disappeared i met with the love of my life and found my whimsy and will to live again (/▽\)
#you guys need to thank me for having to go private for that time period i wouldve been SOOO ANNOYING GUSHING ABOUT MY HOT BOYFRIEND 24/7#I WAS SOOO NERVOUS TO MEET HIM BUT HOLY SHIT HES SO FUCJING PRETTY I WAS IN SHOCK SEEING HIM AT THE AIRPORT#that week being with him we both felt and experienced true happiness for the first time in our lives... it was insane#but yeah some weirdos have been stalking our blogs so we both went private/are remaking ://#personal#💭#🩶
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Wilson’s face after house calls him a manipulative bitch, and house has his epiphany. Godddd. My bf goes “that’s how you look at me.”
#feelin feral again#this entire episode has been a fucjing ride for me#holy shit#hilson#house#house md#stupid hate crime show
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Two young girls awoke alone amidst echoes.
Foregoing the past, and memory...
they would meet again.
“To the Furthest Dream” releases as an early-access song for those visiting the Tokyo Game Show Arcaea booth!
This song releases in the Memory Archive at a later date.
#arcaea#I AM SO INSANE RIGHT NOW.#YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSRAND HOW FUCJING INSANE I AM ABOUT THIS#HOLY FUCKING SHIT#I WILL POST IT ON EVERY SINGLE NON GIMMICK(?) BLOG I HAVE.#just you Fucking EIT#HIKARI AND TAIRITSU MY GIRLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I’m eons behind on critical role so I’m finally finishing the battle w otohan, and, UM. WHY IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS EVERYONE DEAD
#AHHHHHHHHHHHHH#IM#AHHHSHAHAHAHAHSKDLDKDJSK#CR#CR SPOILERS#I GUESS#holy fucj everybody keeps going down and taking auto crits and—#this better be like. ‘it was all a dream’ bit#holy shit#critical role
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SERVED CUNT OMG
#shit post#haechan#holy fucj#he is sodisodososisosoos#this id the best his like undereye eyeliner has looked#bc normally yeah it eats#but this#devoured
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im gonna throw up though lets be clear im gonna be sick abt dazai for the rest of the night
#i owe mamoru miyano my life rn because holy fucjing shit he sounds so broken#the fucjing#gasps#im gknna die
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